Hi, my name’s Max, and I’m a broke college student just trying to get by on vibes, nicotine, and whatever the plug’s got for the low.
I’m not asking for much—just a little financial support so I don’t have to choose between Zyn or za while I spiral through another 1,000-word essay I haven’t started that’s due in 2 hours.
What your donation helps fund:
• That late-night eighth that turns my anxiety into “meh, it is what it is”
• A fresh tin of 6mg Chill to keep me focused during my “studying” (doomscrolling)
• Basic human dignity while I pretend I’ve got my life together
I’m not out here buying Gucci belts or bottle service—I’m budgeting gas money around dispensary runs. Help me stop shaking while writing a discussion post and start vibing responsibly.
Your donation = one less stress-induced existential crisis
Your support = keeping one more Zyn soldier off the edge
Blessings to all who contribute to the cause. I promise to Zyn and za in your honor ️